Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Meetings can be a total waste of time, but did you know you can turn that waste into an art form?

Here's a step-by-step guide to creating an empty meeting that's almost as entertaining as a blank canvas.

Step 1: Set a meeting time and invite everyone. Then... just don't show up.

Step 2: Create a presentation that's 100 pages long, but only show the first page.

Step 3: Have a "surprise" speaker who just reads from a script.

Step 4: Take an extended break to grab a snack from the vending machine.