The Void Meeting: A Record of Absence

Attended by: Nobody. Because, let's be real, who needs actual human beings at a meeting?

A special thanks to the following unattendants:

• The Coffee Machine (it was there, we're sure of it)
• The Janitor (sweeping up the crumbs from last week's meeting)
• The Forgotten Pencil Sharpener (it's been here the whole time)

Other notable mentions:

• That one chair in the corner that nobody likes to sit in
• The mysterious stain on the conference table (a true enigma)

Want to learn more about the history of Void Meetings?

• A Brief History
• What Happens Next?