We've got all the scoop, folks!
Rumor 1: The CEO is secretly a robot.
Rumor 2: The copier in the break room is possessed.
Rumor 3: The IT department is planning a coup.
We've got sources, folks! (Or at least, we've got our sources, but we're not saying who they are.)
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