AGENDA FOR THE NEXT MEETING

I. Introduction and Sloganeering

• Welcome, everyone!
• Please, for the love of all things good and holy, turn off your phone.
• We have exactly 57 minutes and 30 seconds to cover the entire agenda.

II. Agenda Items

• Adjournment and Snacktime
• Decisions Made in Advance (Because We Already Know the Outcome)
• Breaktime Bingo: Who Can Stare at the Ceiling Tiles the Longest?

III. Adjournment and Snacktime

Because You Clearly Didn't Have Enough to Do, We're Giving You Exactly 17 Minutes and 30 Seconds to Grab a Snack.