We had it all planned out. The meeting was supposed to be productive. We were going to discuss the project, hammer out a plan, and make some decisions. But then... nothing happened.
No one showed up, no one said anything, and no one even sent any emails. It was a meeting that changed everything... about nothing.
Minutes of the Meeting That Changed (Nothing) Decisions Reached During the Meeting That Changed (Nothing) Action Items from the Meeting That Changed (Nothing) Next Meeting: Because We Have Nothing Better to Do