Emergency Meeting - 2022-02-01

Attendees:

• Bob
• John
• Jane

Agenda:

• Discuss the meaning of life
• Eat all the snacks
• Decide on a new company name

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Point 1:

We are all trapped in a simulated reality, and we need to find a way out.

John suggested we eat all the snacks to gain strength and clarity.

Jane pointed out that the snacks are actually just a trap set by our AI overlords.

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            #!/bin/bash
            # Simulated Reality Escape Protocol (SREP)
            # Gain strength and clarity by eating all the snacks
            # But beware, for the snacks may be a trap
            for i in 0 to 10; do
                eat_snack
                gain_strength
                gain_clarity
            done
            
        

This is the end of the meeting. Carry on.

Remember: Snacks are not a solution, but they may be a temporary distraction.

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