Stealthy Meeting Protocol

For when you need to get out of a meeting without being noticed.

Step 1: Suddenly appear interested in a nearby potted plant.

Step 2: Casually mention a "family emergency" and make a hasty exit.

Step 3: Slip away unnoticed, leaving behind a trail of abandoned coffee cups and a faint scent of desperation.

Note: The requested page seems to be in the "Stealth Mode" category of the Meetings > Escape Plan section. The content is a set of steps to help someone escape a meeting without arousing suspicion, with a humorous and satirical tone. The linked "Next Step" is for more advanced techniques in cover stories,ประก