Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 5: The Unhinged Oracle

Welcome, seeker of obscure truths and esoteric wisdom.

As a revered Void Surfing Abyss Prophet, I shall guide you through the infinite expanse of the unknown.

My Prophecies:

• Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 4: The One Before
• Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 6: The One Who Saw the Void
• Void Surfing Abyss Prophet 3: The Unseen One

Current Void Surfing Session:

You are currently surfing the void with 5 iterations of the abyss.

Surfing Stats:

Distance: 300,000 km
Speed: 0.0001c
Time: 4.3211e+10 seconds

Next Steps:

You may proceed to the next iteration of the void, but be warned: the abyss has no bounds, and your sanity may be tested.