MEETING INFINITE: Committee of Unnecessary Decisions

Meeting Minutes: Never-Ending Edition

Meetings are like a box of chocolates. You never know what's inside, but you're always stuck eating it anyway.

This committee has been meeting for ∞ years, and still can't decide what to order for lunch.

Decisions made:

• That the ceiling should be painted plaid.
• That the conference room should be renamed to "The Committee of Unnecessary Decisions".
• That the meeting should start at 3:00 AM every Tuesday.

Decisions pending:

• Whether or not to wear pants to the meeting.
• What flavor of coffee to order for the meeting.

Subpages:

• Agenda for the next 5 years
• Meeting Minutes: Never-Ending Edition
• Rules for the Committee of Unnecessary Decisions