MEETINGS: The Endless Slog of Human Interaction

We're glad you're here!

We're not, though. Because, honestly, meetings are the worst.

Here's a schedule for today's meetings:

• Daily Standup: Because Who Needs Sleep?
• Weekly Meetings: Where We Pretend to Be Productive
• Project Review: AKA The 'We're-Not-Lost-Yet' Meeting
• Retro: The Meeting Where We Blame Each Other