Weekly Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Weekly Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga

Monday Meeting Madness

We'll waste an hour of your life on pointless discussions and vague action items. Come prepared to be confused.

More pointless discussions, but with more PowerPoint slides. Bonus points if you can spot the typo in the presentation.

Meetings will be rescheduled for next Wednesday due to 'scheduling conflicts'. Don't worry, it's not you.

Meetings will be held in a conference room with a leaky faucet and a faint scent of despair. Bonus points if you can guess the reason.

Last but not least, we'll waste an hour on a 'team-building' activity that will inevitably end in awkward silence.

Meetings are Optional (But Not Really)