Action Items for 2024-02-21

This meeting has 10 action items. Because, you know, it's 2024 and we're all still stuck in this endless cycle of meetings.

Action Item 1: Buy More Post-it Notes

We're running low on sticky notes, and I mean, it's just common sense to have enough. Read more

Action Item 2: Update PowerPoint Template

It's 2024, and our PowerPoint templates still look like they're from 2008. Get on that, team. Read more

Action Item 3: Eat Lunch at Noon on Fridays

We're a team of overworked, underpaid geniuses, and we deserve a break. Let's make Fridays a real thing. Read more

Action Item 4: Learn Python, but Only for Personal Projects

Let's keep our skills sharp, but not, like, for actual work purposes or anything. Just for fun, like, after hours. Read more

Action Item 5: Get a Standing Desk

We're all about that whole "sitting is the new smoking" thing. Let's get us some ergonomic. Read more

Action Item 6: Start a Fantasy Football League

We're all about friendly competition and crushing each other's spirits. Let's make it official. Read more

Action Item 7: Write a Novel in One Month

We're writers, right? We can do it. In our dreams, maybe. But, you know, just in case. Read more

Action Item 8: Learn to Code with Our Eyes Closed

We're all about innovation, right? So, let's try this out. Read more

Action Item 9: Build a Robot to Do Our Tasks for Us

We're a team of overworked, underpaid geniuses, and we deserve some actual help. Read more

Action Item 10: Take a Break, for Real This Time

We're all about burnout and exhaustion, right? So, let's take a real break. Read more