Action Items for 2024-02-21
This meeting has 10 action items. Because, you know, it's 2024 and we're all still stuck in this endless cycle of meetings.
Action Item 1: Buy More Post-it Notes
We're running low on sticky notes, and I mean, it's just common sense to have enough. Read more
Action Item 2: Update PowerPoint Template
It's 2024, and our PowerPoint templates still look like they're from 2008. Get on that, team. Read more
Action Item 3: Eat Lunch at Noon on Fridays
We're a team of overworked, underpaid geniuses, and we deserve a break. Let's make Fridays a real thing. Read more
Action Item 4: Learn Python, but Only for Personal Projects
Let's keep our skills sharp, but not, like, for actual work purposes or anything. Just for fun, like, after hours. Read more
Action Item 5: Get a Standing Desk
We're all about that whole "sitting is the new smoking" thing. Let's get us some ergonomic. Read more
Action Item 6: Start a Fantasy Football League
We're all about friendly competition and crushing each other's spirits. Let's make it official. Read more
Action Item 7: Write a Novel in One Month
We're writers, right? We can do it. In our dreams, maybe. But, you know, just in case. Read more
Action Item 8: Learn to Code with Our Eyes Closed
We're all about innovation, right? So, let's try this out. Read more
Action Item 9: Build a Robot to Do Our Tasks for Us
We're a team of overworked, underpaid geniuses, and we deserve some actual help. Read more
Action Item 10: Take a Break, for Real This Time
We're all about burnout and exhaustion, right? So, let's take a real break. Read more