Exceptional Meeting 16
Attendees: 3.5 people, including 1 person who is pretending to be interested.
Agenda: 1) Introduce yourself, 2) Talk about your feelings, 3) Eat a stale donut.
Objective: To somehow make everyone leave this meeting feeling slightly more uncomfortable than when we started.
Side Notes:
- Person who is pretending to be interested is secretly a sociologist studying human interactions.
- The stale donut was a gift from HR.
- Meeting room has a faint scent of despair.
Proceed to Exceptional Meeting 17
(Where the sociologist will reveal their true intentions)