Chairman John Doe called the 29th meeting to order, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. The meeting was meant to discuss the new "World's Most Interesting Idea" project, but instead, it devolved into a heated debate about who ate the last donut in the break room.
The room was filled with the stench of stale coffee and broken dreams as the meeting careened off the rails. Someone suggested a new marketing strategy, but it was quickly shot down by the team's resident contrarian, Bob.
As the meeting dragged on, the team's productivity plummeted, and the only thing that seemed to get accomplished was the creation of a new company-wide memo that would go on to become the stuff of legend.
And so, the meeting that was supposed to change the world ended up changing nothing, except for the fact that Bob is now known as the office donut thief.
This meeting was brought to you by the power of caffeine and desperation.