Exit Strategy Session: The Abyss

Join us in a meeting of the minds as we plot our escape from the existential void.

Agenda:

Phase 1: The Pursuit of Escape

Phase 2: The Art of Avoidance

Phase 3: The Fine Art of Pretending

Or, for those who cannot attend, join our Virtual Attendance Option for a discounted, yet equally impactful experience.

Don't be late, the void won't escape itself.