Faking It: The Art of Meeting Escapology

When you just can't get out of that meeting, try faking it 'til you make it. Our expert team has crafted a comprehensive guide to pretending your way out of any meeting.

Disclaimer: Our methods are not actually recommended, and may result in severe social and professional consequences. Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of desperation).

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This page provides satirical advice on how to fake one's way out of meetings, with links to subpages on specific techniques, justifications, and an exit plan.