EXIT: Protocol

For those who can't handle the existential dread of being trapped in a meeting, we've got just the thing: the EXIT: Protocol. This comprehensive system for abandoning a meeting is the result of extensive research and testing, and it's here to save your sanity one conference room at a time.

Step 1: Prepare for Departure

Gather your belongings and make a break for the door
Fake an emergency (we won't judge you)
Blow the whistle on the meeting's incompetence

Step 2: Execute the Exit

Sprint for the exit like your life depends on it

Step 3: Re-Entry

Fake a second opinion, just to be safe