Disclaimer
These protocols are highly untested, unproven, and utterly unreliable. Do not attempt to use them in real life.
Protocol 1: The Art of Pretending to Have a Plan
Protocol 2: Faking Confidence in the Face of Chaos
Protocol 3: The Power of the Fake-it-Till-You-Make-It Approach
These protocols are highly untested, unproven, and utterly unreliable. Do not attempt to use them in real life.
Step 1: Act like you know what you're doing.
Step 2: Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disruption" to sound impressive.
Step 3: When in doubt, stare at your watch.