Feigned Re-entry Protocols

Protocol 1: The Art of Pretending to Have a Plan

Protocol 2: Faking Confidence in the Face of Chaos

Protocol 3: The Power of the Fake-it-Till-You-Make-It Approach

Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really)

Disclaimer

These protocols are highly untested, unproven, and utterly unreliable. Do not attempt to use them in real life.

Protocol 1: The Art of Pretending to Have a Plan

Step 1: Act like you know what you're doing.

Step 2: Use buzzwords like "synergy" and "disruption" to sound impressive.

Step 3: When in doubt, stare at your watch.

Protocol 2: Faking Confidence in the Face of Chaos