Meeting 4: The Never-Ending Saga
Today's meeting will be the longest meeting ever, we're not kidding. Don't pack lunch, don't drink water, and for the love of all things good, don't even think about taking a break.
Agenda
- Item 1: The Never-Ending Saga: We will discuss why this meeting will never end.
- Item 2: The Pointless Discussion: We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. (Spoiler: it's just a bunch of random numbers)
- Item 3: The Bureaucratic Red Tape: We will fill out 17 pages of meeting minutes and sign 37 different documents.
- Item 4: The Break: We will pretend to take a break, but we won't really do anything except stare at our phones for an hour.
- Item 5: The Conclusion: We will conclude that we have accomplished nothing, and then we'll just start the cycle all over again.