MEETING IN PROGRESS: THE AGONIZINGLY LONG ONE

Time is relative, but this meeting is NOT. It has been going on for 8 hours and 47 minutes. Don't worry, it's just about to break for a 15-minute lunch break... or so we've been told.

Check the adjournment schedule to see when you might be able to leave this pit of despair.

Make your break requests here, but be warned: they will be ignored.

Read the minutes from the previous 8 hours of this meeting, if you dare.

See above, but with more links.

We will continue to drone on and on until the cows come home, or until someone falls asleep, whichever comes first.

Meeting Goals:

• To discuss the importance of discussing the unimportance of discussion.
• To decide on the best way to decide on the best way to make decisions.
• To make more decisions, but not actually do anything.
• To eat all the free pizza that was promised, but not actually delivered.