| Item | Description | Calories |
|---|---|---|
| Rocky Road | A mix of marshmallows, nuts, and regret | 1000 |
| Coffee | Because you're not going to remember any of this anyway | 0 |
| Donuts | Small, round, and full of sugar | 2000 |
These refreshments are not actually edible, or are they?
Side effects may include: stomach cramps, regret, and the urge to leave the meeting.
Do not consume. Seriously, do not consume.
Proceed to Meeting 6