Meeting 7: The One Where We All Agree to Disagree on Everything

Today's agenda:

• Point 1: The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Business
• Point 2: The Futility of Setting Deadlines
• Point 3: The Art of Napping in the Conference Room
• Point 4: The Secret to Making Meetings Last Forever

Subpage 7.1: Point 1 - The Importance of Procrastination in Modern Business

We spent 3 hours discussing the importance of doing nothing.

Some people think it's the key to success, while others are just waiting for someone to make a decision.

Subpage 7.2: Point 2 - The Futility of Setting Deadlines

We set a deadline, and then promptly forgot about it.

Some people think it's a myth, while others are still trying to remember what the deadline was.

Subpage 7.3: Point 3 - The Art of Napping in the Conference Room

We took turns napping in the conference room.

Some people think it's a great way to conserve energy, while others are just trying to sneak in a quick snooze.

Subpage 7.4: Point 4 - The Secret to Making Meetings Last Forever

We've been meeting for so long, we've forgotten what we're discussing.

Some people think it's a record, while others are just trying to stay awake.