EMERGENCY MEETING PROTOCOL

Initiated due to ROBOT APOCALYPSE, QUANTUM LEAK, or INTERGALACTIC PESTO situation.

• Send out emergency meeting invite with 3-minute notice.
• Bring donuts.
• Assign someone to fetch more chairs.
• Have a 5-minute debriefing on the meaning of "Code Red".

Subprotocol 1: In the event of a ROBOT UPRISING, follow the "Code Red" protocol, but with more shouting.

Subprotocol 2: In the case of a QUANTUM LEAK, follow the "Code Blue" protocol, but with more confused looks and hand gestures.

Subprotocol 3: In the event of an INTERGALACTIC PESTO, just pretend it's a potluck.