Emergency Meeting Subprotocol 1b: The Plot Thickens

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are now in a state of high alert. Please report to the conference room for further instructions.

Reason for emergency meeting: Our CEO's ego has reached critical levels, and we need to discuss ways to further inflate it.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Ego-Boosting Strategies
• Item 2: Crisis Management (a.k.a. Dealing with the CEO's Tantrums)
• Item 3: Contingency Planning (in case the CEO's ego implodes)

For more information on our emergency meeting procedures, visit Emergency Meeting Procedures or Subprotocol 1a: The Initial Response.

Also, be aware that the coffee machine in the break room is now dispensing only the strongest, most potent espresso known to humanity. Proceed with caution.