Emergency Meeting Subprotocol 2: Because One Meeting Was Not Enough

The apocalypse is nigh! All hands on deck for another emergency meeting! Because, you know, one meeting was not enough. We're on the brink of disaster, and it's time to panic!

Agenda:

• Item 1: The World is Ending, Literally
• Item 2: The Coffee Machine is Broken Again
• Item 3: The Apocalypse is Just Around the Corner, Literally, We're Talking Weeks, Not Months

Don't say we didn't warn you...