EMERGENCY MEETING SUBPROTOCOL 2

AGENDA ITEM 3: "Sudden Onset Sanity" Protocol

Moved by: The Department of Unconventional Problem Solving

Background: Recent reports of spontaneous sanity have been flooding our emergency lines.

1. 1. Declare a State of Sanity Emergency
2. 2. Establish a Task Force for Sanity Preservation

Action Items: The Task Force is expected to present its findings and recommendations within 3 hours.

Proceed to Agenda Item 4: "Crisis Management" Protocol