Quantum Leak Protocol 3: The Meetings That Time Forgot

Quantum Leak Protocol 3: The Meetings That Time Forgot is the latest in a series of highly classified meetings that have been scheduled to occur at precisely 3:14 AM every Thursday.

Attendees are expected to arrive prepared for a 3-hour discussion on the finer points of temporal mechanics and the ethics of chrono-displacement.

A light breakfast will be provided, but please note that the coffee will be decaf.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Introduction to the concept of Quantum Leaks
• 9:30 AM - Case Study: The Great Time Heist of 2018
• 10:30 AM - Break for coffee and temporal recalibration
• 11:00 AM - Advanced Techniques for Quantum Leaking
• 12:00 PM - Lunch will be served, but please don't get too close to the buffet table, as the chrono-displacement vortex can be intense
• 1:00 PM - Quantum Leaks in the Real World: Case Study

Please note that any attempts to bring a time-traveling device to the meeting will be met with extreme prejudice.

We reserve the right to move the meeting to a different dimension at any time, without warning.

Hyperlinks:

• Quantum Leak Protocol 4: The Meetings That Time Forgot (Part 2)
• Quantum Leak Protocol 5: The Meetings That Time Forgot (Part 3)