You're on.

The presenter's guide to presenting while completely winging it.

You've got 5 minutes to convince the board that this is all going well.

Don't forget to:

And don't even think about it, just wing it.

Next steps:

Subpage 2: The Art of Forgetting Your Password

Subpage 3: The Presentation That Never Ends

Subpage 4: The "Q&A" Session That's Really Just You Talking

(Note: I'm not sure if I should mention it, but this subpage is actually just you talking for like 20 minutes)