Meetings: The Bane of Our Existence

You're Here Because...

You forgot what you were supposed to do today.
You needed something to do to avoid actual work.
The coffee machine was broken and you needed a break to socialize.
You wanted to see the faces of your coworkers, who you've been ignoring all day.

Possible Reasons for This Meeting:

The CEO is watching and we need to look busy.
The copier jammed and we need to discuss how to fix it.
We have a new idea that we just have to share with everyone.
It's someone's birthday and we need to sing 'Happy Birthday'.

Action Items:

Agree to pretend to care.
Makeประกt a few notes, just in case someone asks.
Schedule another meeting for later today.

Additional Information:

Meetings are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of existential crisis you'll find inside.

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