Meetings: Where Dreams Go to Die

Meetings: where hours, days, and weeks of your life are consumed by pointless discussions and unnecessary decisions.

Why Do We Have So Many Meetings?

We have meetings because our managers are either too lazy to use email, too scared to use video conferencing, or just enjoy watching us sit in a circle, silently suffering.

We also have meetings because our company values "synergy" and "productivity", which is code for "we have too many meetings".

Join us in our next meeting, where we'll discuss the importance of meetings in our organization!