Flood Management Meeting Minutes

Meeting called due to imminent drowning of the office. Discussion led by Bob, who is not actually a manager but likes to boss people around.

Attendees:

Bob yells at everyone for not having an adequate supply of sandbags.
Jane mentions she's seen some decent sandbags at the hardware store, but they're really expensive.
John suggests building a giant inflatable raft to float the office on.
Bob shoots John with a stern expression.
Jane suggests calling the fire department.

Next meeting scheduled for when the floodwaters recede.