Meetings for the Unwilling

Break Room Shenanigans | The Never-Ending Project Deadline | Stand-up for Those Who Can't Stand Up

Break Room Shenanigans

Discussion on who ate the last donut in the break room. Again.

John: I didn't eat the last donut!
Mary: Don't lie to me, John!
Bob: I'm not saying I ate it, but I'm not saying I didn't.

The Never-Ending Project Deadline

Discussion on how to get out of yet another impossible deadline.

Sarah: We just need to push it back another week!
Tom: I'm pretty sure we can just push it back another 6 months.
Manager: That's the spirit!

Stand-up for Those Who Can't Stand Up

A meeting where everyone stands up for everyone else because no one actually wants to talk about their project.

Everyone: *stands up, looks around awkwardly, and sits back down*

See Also | Minutes from Previous Meetings

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