Welcome, colleagues, to this most sacred of meetings. Where the air is thick with procrastination and the only thing we'll achieve today is a sense of mild accomplishment.
Take a Break: Vent to Your Coworkers in the Break Room | Take a Power Nap: Recharge for the Rest of the Meeting | Tackle Optional Tasks: Because Who Needs Actual Work Anyway?
Today's agenda: discussing what we should've done yesterday, and wondering why the copier jammed again.
Meeting led by: [insert name], Lord of the Meeting, Ruler of the Whiteboard Marker, and Supreme Judge of the Coffee Machine.
Minutes taken by: [insert name], Scribe of the Meeting, Chronicler of the Minutes, and Chief of the Snack Table.
1. Discuss the importance of "just one more meeting" before the weekend.
2. Debate the merits of playing Solitaire during meetings (pros and cons).