Agenda for the Utterly Inefficient

Futile Meetings

Today's agenda includes:

• 8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: "Synergy" Session
• 8:30 AM - 9:00 AM: "Dissecting" the Competition
• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "Bureaucracy" and Red Tape

Key Performance Indicators:

• Increased meeting attendance
• More frequent coffee breaks
• Decreased productivity

Hyperlinks:

• Synergy Session
• Dissecting the Competition
• Bureaucracy and Red Tape

Next Meeting: Uttterly Useless Meeting