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Lot Attendance: The Futile Meetings

Where else can you attend a meeting that's going nowhere?

Lot Attendance is the premier destination for meetings that are destined to be cancelled. Come for the existential dread, stay for the mediocre snacks.

Our lot has a variety of meeting options for you to choose from: Parking Lot, Lost Meeting Room, and Meeting in the Storm Shelter.

Don't forget to check out Parking Lot Attendance for more information!

Parking Lot Attendance

A meeting that's always on the horizon, but never actually happens.

Join us in the parking lot for a meeting that's guaranteed to be cancelled at the last minute.

We'll provide the stale air and broken dreams.

Lost Meeting Room

A meeting that's lost its way, just like its attendees.

Get lost in a room with no exits and no escape.

We'll provide the confusing layout and endless elevator music.

Meeting in the Storm Shelter

A meeting that's weathered the storm, but not the awkward silence.

Weather the rain, the wind, and the crushing boredom.

We'll provide the leaky roof and the faint scent of mildew.

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