Parking Lot Zone 1: Where Dreams Go to Die

A meeting of utter futility, located in the depths of Parking Lot Zone 1, where the only thing more abundant than water is the despair.

Welcome to the most pointless meeting you'll ever attend! Here, we'll spend hours discussing why the water cooler in the break room still isn't fixed, while simultaneously ignoring the existential dread that's slowly consuming us all.

Meetings held at this location include:

• Quarterly Water Cooler Crisis Meetings (where we discuss, in excruciating detail, the intricacies of a non-functioning water cooler)
• Adjacent Lot: Break Room: Lost in the Vacuum Sweeper Maintenance Meeting (where we attempt to troubleshoot the mysterious suction of the vacuum cleaner)