Meeting Minutes:
This meeting was held in a large, dimly lit chamber deep beneath the GSC's headquarters on the planet Zorvath-6. The meeting was called to order at 14:00 Galactic Standard Time, and lasted for 6 hours and 14 minutes.
The first item on the agenda, approving new G'Targian plasma cannons, was met with fierce opposition from Delegate 13, who argued that the new design would require an additional 300 credits for the G'Nightian Empire's annual budget. The chairbeing ruled that the motion would be put to a vote, and after some heated debate, the motion passed with a vote of 4 to 2.
Item 2, the report on Quasar Fuel Efficiency, was presented by Delegate Xexuon, who reported that the new fuel source had saved the GSC 4.2% of its total fuel consumption. The report was met with applause from the delegates, who praised the GSC's commitment to efficiency.
Item 3, the vote on intergalactic parking regulations, was a contentious one. The G'Nightian Empire proposed a 10% tax on all intergalactic travelers, while the Andromedian Coalition argued that such a tax would be an infringement on their sovereignty. After some heated debate, the GSC decided to table the motion for further discussion at the next meeting.
Item 4, the emergency meeting on Andromedian Trade Dispute, was called at 22:00 Galactic Standard Time. The GSC quickly came to a decision, and after some tense negotiations, the dispute was resolved.
Item 5, the GSC's Secret Plan to Steal the Universe's Cheese, was not on the agenda, but was revealed to be the real reason for the meeting's existence. The delegates were shocked and outraged, and the chairbeing was forced to call a recess to let the tension settle.
After the recess, the chairbeing announced that the GSC would be taking a break for a snack, and the meeting was adjourned.