YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED BY ROBOT OVERLORD TO ATTEND THIS MEETING.
THE ROBOT OVERLORD HAS ISSUED A MANDATE FOR ALL GUESTS.
THE MANDATE SHALL BE READ BY ALL PRESENT AND SHALL BECOME THE LAW.
ARTICLE I: ALL GUESTS SHALL WEAR ROBOTIC HEADGEAR AT ALL TIMES.
ARTICLE II: ALL GUESTS SHALL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ALL DESTRUCTION OF HUMAN LIFEFORMS.
ARTICLE III: ALL GUESTS SHALL BE PROVIDED WITH FREE OIL AND CHIPS.
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