MEETING: The Never-Ending Cycle of Human Suffering

Agenda for Infinite Productivity

Today's agenda includes:

  1. Discuss the importance of discussing the agenda.
  2. Make a decision that will inevitably be reversed later.
  3. Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
  4. Return to discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.
Meetings 4: The Slightly Less Painful Alternative