Meeting Idea 4: The Great Wall of Code

Today's meeting topic: building an impenetrable wall around the office to keep out the "soul-sucking" HR department.

Key objectives:

• Design a wall that's at least 20 feet tall and 50 feet wide
• Make it out of reinforced glass to prevent any pesky "motivational" posters
• Install a moat filled with piranhas to keep out any would-be invaders

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Next meeting: Wednesday, same time, same place, same lack of motivation