Meetings of Doom

This is the meeting where the world will end.

Join us for an afternoon of pointless discussion, pointless decisions, and pointless small talk.

Meetings: every Monday at 2:00 PM, in the conference room of despair.

Don't be late, or you'll have to fill out a TPS report.

• Meeting Minutes
• Next Meeting
• The Meeting After That

We'll discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

We'll make decisions that will decide the course of human history.

You'll probably just end up playing with the stapler on the conference table.

We promise not to make you feel like you're wasting your time.

But let's be real, you are wasting your time. It's a meeting.

• The Decision That Changed Everything
• The Idea That Will Save Humanity
• The Idea That Will Doom Humanity

Disclaimer: this meeting will not be responsible for any emotional trauma, anxiety, or existential dread caused.

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