IN-PERSON MEETING FOR THE AWKWARD
Where everyone's a little bit uncomfortable
Because let's be real, video calls are just a bunch of poorly framed, pixelated lies. Where was that weird cousin at the family reunion? Oh wait, it was on Zoom.
Agenda
- Introduction: 5 minutes of awkward small talk
- Discussion: 20 minutes of awkward silences
- Conclusion: 5 minutes of everyone pretending it went great
Attendees
- John: The guy who ate all the donuts
- Jane: The girl who's secretly a robot
- The Guy Who Always Wears A Suit: Because, why not?