IN-PERSON MEETING FOR THE AWKWARD

Where everyone's a little bit uncomfortable

Because let's be real, video calls are just a bunch of poorly framed, pixelated lies. Where was that weird cousin at the family reunion? Oh wait, it was on Zoom.

Agenda

• Introduction: 5 minutes of awkward small talk
• Discussion: 20 minutes of awkward silences
• Conclusion: 5 minutes of everyone pretending it went great

Attendees

• John: The guy who ate all the donuts
• Jane: The girl who's secretly a robot
• The Guy Who Always Wears A Suit: Because, why not?