Our State-of-the-Art White-Noise Machine

Welcome to the Interminable Meetings: Our State-of-the-Art White-Noise Machine, where time stands still and productivity goes to die.

Located deep within the belly of our corporate behemoth, this machine has been designed to suck the will to live out of any meeting attendee.

We take pride in our:

• Technical Specs
• Our Mission Statement
• User Agreement

Side effects of prolonged use may include:

• Increased risk of insanity
• Heightened sense of dread
• Uncontrollable rage
• Mysterious disappearance