Interminable Meetings - User Agreement

We, the undersigned, understand that participating in interminable meetings at The White Noise Machine may lead to temporary or permanent damage to our sanity, relationships, or productivity. By signing below, we acknowledge that we have read and agree to the following terms:

Article 1: I have not taken my medication. If I have, please see Article 2.

Article 2: I have taken my medication, but my brain still doesn't work. In which case, I am not responsible for my actions during these meetings.

Article 3: I am a highly trained, highly motivated, and highly caffeinated participant who will not succumb to the crushing despair. I will actively contribute, actively listen, and actively pretend to care.

• Terms of Service
• Terms of Service (Too Long)
• Terms of Service Addendum (Too Much Coffee)
• Emergency Exit Strategy

By signing below, I acknowledge that I have read, understand, and will not actually read the fine print.

I agree I understand (but not really) I sign (in blood)

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