Agenda Item 1: Discuss the importance of using Comic Sans for all official documents
Because, honestly, who needs clarity when you can have whimsy?
- 10:00 AM - 10:15 AM: Introduction to Comic Sans and its many virtues
- 10:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Group discussion on how to effectively use Comic Sans in Microsoft Word
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, where we'll all eat plain white bread and discuss Comic Sans
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 5 other people who are secretly all in love with Comic Sans.
Go to the Minute Meeting for more excitement and productivity
Agenda Item 2: Debate the merits of using a 10-minute timer to decide every decision
It's science! We'll be using the scientifically-proven "10-Minute Rule" to decide all of our important business decisions.
- 1:00 PM - 1:10 PM: Theoretical discussion on the benefits of the 10-Minute Rule
- 1:10 PM - 2:00 PM: Practical application of the 10-Minute Rule to decide the color of the office chairs
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Group brainstorming on ways to extend the 10-Minute Rule to other areas of life, such as relationships and world peace
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 3 other people who are secretly all in love with time.
Go to the Extra Long Meeting for more tedium and boredom
Agenda Item 3: Watch paint dry
We will be spending the remaining 2 hours of the meeting watching paint dry, because, honestly, who needs actual productivity?
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and 10 other people who are secretly all in love with boredom.