Welcome, mortals, to the realm of MEETINGS: where time is money, and money is time. Here, the gods of productivity gather to shape the destiny of your schedules.
Where the gods of Microsoft, Google, and IBM converge to discuss the meaning of "urgent."
A meeting so long, it's like watching paint dry. But with more PowerPoint.
And don't forget to bring your lunch! (Or don't, we'll just order pizza.)