We have reason to believe that the koalas are planning to attack us.
Observe and record koala behavior for 3-5 days.
This will help us understand their social dynamics and identify patterns.
Be careful, they have been known to steal your snacks.
Also, be prepared for excessive cuddling, it's a trap.
Table of Koala Behavior Patterns
| Time of Day | Behavior |
|---|---|
| 6:00 AM | Wake up, stretch, and demand food |
| 12:00 PM | Take a nap, drool, and drool some more |
| 3:00 PM | Attack the office supply closet |
| 6:00 PM | Play with the office cat |