Koala Attack Plan

We have reason to believe that the koalas are planning to attack us.

Phase 1: Surveillance

Observe and record koala behavior for 3-5 days.

This will help us understand their social dynamics and identify patterns.

Be careful, they have been known to steal your snacks.

Also, be prepared for excessive cuddling, it's a trap.

Table of Koala Behavior Patterns

Time of Day Behavior
6:00 AM Wake up, stretch, and demand food
12:00 PM Take a nap, drool, and drool some more
3:00 PM Attack the office supply closet
6:00 PM Play with the office cat
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