Koala Attack Training

Today, we will be discussing the finer points of koala attack strategy. Our goal is to create a comprehensive manual for dealing with the most common koala threats.

Agenda:

1. Deflecting koala attacks with a well-placed wobbly stick
2. Using the 'distract-baby-with-a-toy' technique to evade
3. Brewing koala-repellent tea to clear the premises