Late Bird Special - The Schedule of Unfulfilled Expectations

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting will not be starting on time. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Current Status

We are currently stuck in a meeting that refuses to end. Please do not attempt to leave, as the doors are locked, and the snacks are still in the break room.

Expected start time: Never. Expected end time: Maybe.

Progress: 0% (and dropping)

For those interested in the meeting's progress, please follow these links:

Check our progress, Read the minutes, View the agenda, Minutes of Inaction

Disclaimer

By attending this meeting, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved and release all claims against Late Bird Special and its affiliates.

Please do not attempt to sue. We are a non-profit organization.