Join us for our Late-Bird Special's Refreshments meeting, where we will be serving the finest assortment of stale coffee and lukewarm soda. Don't be late, or you'll be missing out on our exciting discussion of the latest in procrastination techniques!
We will be having a special guest speaker, Mr. Boring, who will regale us with tales of his 10-year-old son's extensive collection of antique spoons. Don't miss it!
Refreshments
We will be serving:
- Stale Coffee: Because who needs freshness, anyway?
- Lukewarm Soda: Guaranteed to be room temperature!
- Cold Cereal: Because it's not like you're actually going to eat it...